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May 31, 2009

Last Day of May Wrap Up!

The last day of May is finally here, the month went by so quickly.

The Devilish Tease Show has been moved to 9pm eastern on the adult radio station. Make sure you are tuning in every Wednesday night. I would love moving the show to the afternoon, because its always hard for me to come back home in time for the show. I’m usually out shopping or hanging with my girlfriends, when I realize I have to go. It makes me feel like I’m an old geezer or some loser with a curfew.

But I do it all for you guys, I love getting on the radio. And I always end up laughing at the guys in the adult chat room, they are hilarious. And the last two Wednesdays have been amazing with Domina Amanda gracing us with her gorgeous voice.

Check out the cock radio blog for more information about the shows on cock radio.

And if you need one more sexy Mistress to give your soul to, check out Carmen’s Steamy Story Time.  It’s a new party line event starting Monday, June 1st at 11 pm eastern. It sounds like it going to be very hot. You strokers can find out more information about the party line by clicking the link.

And last but not least, I know you have been waiting and begging for new erotic audios. So for June, you will get so many audios from your Sensual Mistress Alexis, you won’t stop cumming the entire month! I promise!

Call me at 1-800-356-6169 3-10 am EST
Filed under: Ms. Alexis Cockteaser by Mistress Alexis at 1:30 pm

May 30, 2009

Summer Time is Almost Here……Are You Ready!

Although your sensual Mistress Alexis is a snow bunny, who loves to ski and play in snow, I do get excited about the summer. Hard bodies that have been hidden all winter long, sweat gleaming off tight muscles, and short short skirts. What’s not to love? Summer time is almost here……are you ready for it?

I’m always ready. I spend those long winter months in the gym keeping my body tight. And working out my studs, riding up and down on long cocks. Sex is very good exercise.  For those sissies who haven’t kept their bodies in top shape, you still have time. Not much but a little.

So let’s talk about tanning. I did spend most of last summer on the beach, because I love feeling the sun’s rays on my body. But did you know that a tan can make you look up to 10 pounds lighter? So save the pasty white skin for halloween, and go get a tan. I am not advocating sitting out in the sun for hours. You can always find a decent self tanner on your local pharmacy shelves.

Here’s a couple of tricks to self tanning. First make sure you exfoliate your entire body before applying. It makes your skin smoother and helps the product adhere to your body. And you sissy girls should exfoliate your bodies monthly anyway.  Secondly, get some one else to apply the tanner if possible. No matter how many mirrors you have, you will always miss a spot. Thirdly, don’t go for the orange glow. Orange never looks natural. To avoid that orangish color, check out reviews for tanners before you buy it. Don’t get heavy handed with the tanner. Make the first layer a light one, it’s always easy to apply more layers.

A good tan will make you look smaller, healthier and beautiful.

I have not forgotten about those new erotic audios, they are coming.

Call me at 1-800-356-6169 3-10 am EST
Filed under: Sissies, Sissy Training, sissy makeup lessons by Mistress Alexis at 4:45 pm

May 18, 2009

Sensual Mistress Alexis Tackles Wig Shopping!

For Monday’s beauty lesson, your sensual mistress Alexis tackles wig shopping. It’s imperative that you find the right wig for your face. Wigs are like eyebrows, they can make or break your look. You can find a wig that makes you look like a 25 cent crack whore or the perfect wig that makes you almost look like a goddess.

So first question synthetic or human hair?

I will always prefer human hair wigs. Human hair wigs are very flexible they can be washed, styled, cut, dyed, and curled; just like the hair on your head. They also last a lot longer, and you sissy maids don’t have to worry about the heat from the stove ruining your wig.

I have an aunt who was cooking dinner in her brand new synthetic wig. When she served dinner in the dining room, the entire front part of her wig was melted like plastic. The heat from the stove and pots also cooked her wig. I could not stop laughing at the burnt mess on top of her head. But I learned a lesson, never ever cook.

But synthetic wigs have their benefits too. They are always perfectly styled.  So they are great to grab when you are in a hurry and don’t have time to fix your hair. They are less expensive than human hair wigs. So you can buy a variety of synthetic wigs for the price of 1 human hair wig.

In a perfect world you would all be able to go into a wig store and try on as many wigs as you like. But I know some of you prefer ordering over the internet. There are makeover sites that let you upload pictures of yourself, and try on different hairstyles and colors. Here’s a great site that you can visit that allows you to do that, dailymakeover.com.

No I don’t have a wig shoppingvideo, but  maybe you can find a sissy assignment about wigs on the assigment site.

Call me at 1-800-356-6169 3-10 am EST
Filed under: Sissies, Sissy Training, sissy makeup lessons by Mistress Alexis at 8:48 pm

May 16, 2009

The First Thing Your Sensual Dominatrix Looks For

As most of you should know by know, I am completely settled in my new house. . Although I know how to get around, there are some services you should always look for as soon as you move. The first thing your sensual dominatrix looks for is the sex toy emporiums. Lol. No, not the lawn mowing service, the grocery stores or the cable company; the sex store.

A Mistress can’t live without her toy chest full of sex toys. And I always want more toys.

And since I am contemplating having a full room dedicated to erotic pleasures, I had to stock up.I’m also looking for a good little sissy maid to clean my house during the days and a loser. It’s so hard only being able to do phone humiliations, I need a court jester.

I found a store close to my house, and dressed down for the occasion. I was thinking about showing up with a pair of thigh high leather boots and a whip, but decided I should get to know my neighbors first. So I just shimmied into the shortest skirt I could find, along with my 6′ black stilettos and my very thin silk white t-shirt. But I couldn’t resist throwing on my red bra and panties.

It was a cute store, less of an emporium and more like someone’s tiny closet collection. I found the cutest salesman in the store, and pulled out my shopping list. The look on his face was priceless! I started off asking about their nipple clamp collection; they didn’t have much of one. And gradually worked my way up to their largest strap ons. Of course I had to try everything out first. I made him open packages and pose with the dildos, while explaining their sexual benefits.

He was actually pretty good at his job, causing me to wonder just how many toys he owns. Imagine this poor boy running his hands over a dildo, while explaining how the nubs on it brings hours of enjoyment. Using my sweetest, most innocent voice I asked questions like ” is this an aerodynamic design, because I don’t like those farting sounds men make when I use it on them?”  My salesboy blushed so much!

I picked up a lot of new toys, and made a new “friend”, giggle!

Call me at 1-800-356-6169 3-10 am EST
Filed under: Mistress Worshipping, Ms. Alexis Cockteaser, Sex Toys by Mistress Alexis at 6:13 am

May 13, 2009

Sensual Domination with Ms Alexis as their Naughty Governess

Hello boys, you better have your radios tuned to the adult radio station tonight for the Devilish Tease Show. It starts at 10:30 pm. On my play list is more thrash, death and hair metal tonight. Bands like slayer, pantera, guns n roses, and faith no more. I am definitely a metal princess.

I’ve had a very interesting week taking phone sex calls this week. Of course there have been a variety of domination roleplays, and strap on fantasies. But for some reason, guys have wanted sensual domination with Ms Alexis as their naughty governess. What kinky little stories have you guys been reading?

In one of the domination roleplays, I’ve been called to a major business as a corporate trainer. Some of the executives have been spending company money on things like new cars, big houses and their Mistresses. And its my job to reign them in and teach them to behave.

I arrive wearing black thigh high boots, and a matching black satin overcoat that skims the top of my boots. In introduce myself as Ms Alexis corporate governess ,teacher of naughty executives. Commanding the naughty executive to get up, I take over his position behind the desk. Then I explain that his job is in jeopardy, if he doesn’t shape up quickly.

He begs a little, and tells me he will do better. ” Okay, since you promised, I guess my job here is done.” Laughing, I unbelt my coat revealing my skin tight white and black leotard. ” Silly bitch, you had your chance already. Once I’ve been unleashed no amount of begging is going to get me to quit. So stop whining!”

Fortunately I have all day long; and all night if I need it, to train this boy.And its a good thing that I brought my bag of tools with me.  After my training session, he’s going to be a little angel around the office.

Call me at 1-800-356-6169 3-10 am EST
Filed under: Ms. Alexis Cockteaser, Phone Sex Fantasies, Sensual Domination by Mistress Alexis at 9:53 pm

May 11, 2009

Sensual Dominatrix Talks about Straight Hair

Welcome back. I have had a fabulous weekend, taking all of your naughty phone sex calls. Today your Sensual Dominatrix is discussing the way you can have straight hair for months. The technique is called Japanese hair straightening, and it lasts for up to 6 months. Imagine not having to use ceramic irons every day to get rid of those curls.

My hair is naturally wavy and I prefer wearing it straight. Without the waves it looks longer, and silkier. And shines like a flawless diamond in the sunlight. Plus I don’t have to deal with someone detangling my hair after shampoos. I will confess that I can’t stand having beauticians or my sissy girls pull on my scalp. It puts me in a very bitchy mood. I let few people in my hair.

Tell us all about japanese straightening:

It’s also called the yuko system , and thermal reconditioning. It’s a chemical process that should only be done in a salon by a beautician knowledgeable about the technique. The process takes more than 4 hours to complete. First a special conditioner is applied to your hair, then the relaxer that will straighten your hair. Your beautician will keep checking your hair, to make sure the process iw working correctly and to gauge how much more time is needed. After your curls have been broken down, the relaxer is washed out and a neutralizing solution is applied to your hair. Then washed out and your hair styled as usual. You can not wash or get your hair wet for a couple of days; just like with a perm. I wait at  least five days to make sure the process won’t reverse itself.

On a side note- Never be afraid to ask questions while in a salon . Find out how long she had been doing the process, how many clients she uses the technique on monthly, does she go back for training classes and ask to see photos of her previous clients. And to be extra cautious you can even ask to see her beautician’s license, I have a girlfriend who does this.

Here’s a video showing a client getting her hair straightened:

Call me at 1-800-356-6169 3-10 am EST
Filed under: Sissies, Sissy Training, sissy makeup lessons by Mistress Alexis at 6:47 pm

May 10, 2009

Every Other Day Belongs To Sensual Mistress Alexis

Well boys you know what today is. The one day of the year that you are allowed to show reverence for another woman. Every other day belongs to Sensual Mistress Alexis.

So in honor of this special day, I made my hooker brand my inital “A’ into her pretty pink ass, with a small hot pipe. I’m not a mother but I  completely own that slut. Her mother just brought her into this glorious female dominated world; I made her into the cock sucking slut that she is. So today my hooker has been honoring me as the woman that actually created her.

Not only do I get to humiliate her by phone, but she has whipped out her webcam so I can see it live. She’s wearing a very small lacy white skirt with a tight black camisole, and white stockings. Today she’s learning how to suck a huge cock for me. At first her technique was completely wrong, but I taught her how to slow down and enjoy the cock. How to suck on it without scraping it with her teeth. How to swallow most of that cock into her mouth.How to lick on the balls, and swallow cum. The cock she has been practicing on looks like this one, only a bit thicker.

She’s learning so she can go out and suck on her first real cock. My hooker is going to sell her body for me, giving out blowjobs and letting herself get pounded by hundreds of guys. She’s quitting her job and I’m going to pimp her ass for all she is worth. I love being her pimpstress.

Call me at 1-800-356-6169 3-10 am EST
Filed under: Ms. Alexis Cockteaser by Mistress Alexis at 3:09 pm

May 9, 2009

Spend a Lazy Saturday with Sensual Ms Alexis

Again no promises, but I am trying to spend the entire day taking calls. So come spend a lazy Saturday with Sensual Mistress Alexis.

I know, I’ve been neglecting all of my cock strokers, my sissies, and all the rest of you. But you have to understand, I’m very selfish and spoiled. And when I’m away from the phones, I don’t even think about any of you. I just think about my own pleasures, and doing things that makes me feel good. I’m very hedonistic. And although I derive pleasure from my phone sex sessions, once it’s over I’m looking for the next experience.

So you may be patiently waiting to hear my voice on an erotic audio, but doing audios doesn’t make my body tingle. Making up humiliating assignments amuses me for a couple of minutes; but they aren’t that fun if you guys don’t complete them and return with a full report. I do try to make them as humiliating as possible, since I love a good laugh. And your embarrassment makes me giggle.

I understand that you boys only want to please me, daily. But look at yourselves in the mirror. Do you honestly think that a lowly piece of smegma like you, could please a gorgeous Goddess like myself?  The pitiful, wretched lives that you lead, do make me laugh for a couple of minutes. But you boys need to get some new entertaining talents.

If you truly want to do anything to please me; maybe you can learn to stick your fists in your asses and make yourself into a puppet for me. Or learn how to masturbate using your jedi mind powers, instead of your hands. Masturbating using your own mouth would also work. Or show true devotion and get “Ms Alexis’ Bitch” permanently tattooed on your dick. Or maybe learn how to shoot fireworks out of your assholes. Or anything like that would be impressive and pleasing to me. Otherwise, you can never please me!

Call me at 1-800-356-6169 3-10 am EST
Filed under: Cock Tease Humiliation, Mistress Worshipping, Ms. Alexis Cockteaser by Mistress Alexis at 8:05 am

May 5, 2009

Follow Me On Twitter

You can join twitter and keep yourselves updated on everything thing I do. I will post times I am thinking about taking phone calls along with my schedule changes on my twitter account. And my random thoughts, which may be about some of you, giggle. So follow your sensual Mistress Alexis on twitter.

Oh what joy! The internet brings creepy stalkers another tool for their arsenal. I’m definitely not as old as most of you decrepit old farts, but don’t you remember the times when you actually had to leave your house to stalk beautiful women? Those days when you didn’t just hook up a camera to her car, but actually sat outside of her house all night long for hours. There were no global positioning systems, just plain old binoculars.

Now these lazy fuckers don’t have to leave their armchairs to follow their objects of desire. They can keep up with them by using myspace, twitter, facebook, squidoo, and all the other social networking sites. And don’t forget that a simple google search probably reveals everything from the schools she went to, to the degrees she has.And of course the fat fucks can use google maps for an aerial view of her house, and they can also zoom in for a closer look. And if the love of your life is a bit sluttier, you can just pay a few dollars to watch her on cam. Now you can e-mail her, add her as one of your tweeps, google her, instant message her, read her blog, text her, and the list goes on.

Of course I’m not saying that you are a stalker, giggle.

I was unable to write my blog post yesterday for my sissy girls. I will make it up before the month is over. And yes you will hear my gorgeous voice on an erotic audio soon.

And I loved the two hour Devilish Tease Show on Wednesday, it was hilarious. The dick in a box and popcorn in a box conversation kept me laughing for days.  Maybe we should try to do a show where you guys can’t say anything funny at all.

Call me at 1-800-356-6169 3-10 am EST
Filed under: Ms. Alexis Cockteaser, Sensual Domination by Mistress Alexis at 9:27 am

April 29, 2009

What’s on Your Radio Tonight?

You lucky boys have two wonderful shows coming up tonight on the adult radio station. First off we have the sexy MILF Mistress Vivian doing her hump day show at 8 pm EST. I love hearing her on the radio, so I’m actually staying home so I can hear it. Now if I can stop all my activities to listen to her, you can stop your meaningless life for a couple of hours.

Then right after she gets off, I will start The Devilish Tease Show, so you get two full hours of my gorgeous laughter on the radio. I’ll be on the airways starting at 9pm until 11 pm. Maybe we will play some games or chat about important cock issues or maybe nothing at all!

I’m doing two hours, because I just really feel like partying right now.So I am only playing tunes to make you move. I finished half of an important project, and I need to release! You chronic masturbators know exactly what I mean. So get your arses in there tonight!

And of course after the show, I will be accepting all of those hot phone sex roleplays.  But please, don’t call and bore me tonight. I’m only warning you for your own good; I am feeling kind of bitchy. And you may end up with your nuts in your ass. Or someone’s nuts. LOL! And yes, the devilish Domina Amanda and I will be taking 2 Mistress calls at a very special rate only after the show.

Now one of my losers asked me if I ever think about him during the week. No, never, never, never, never! Damn just thought about him!

Call me at 1-800-356-6169 3-10 am EST
Filed under: Cock Control, Ms. Alexis Cockteaser by Mistress Alexis at 4:40 pm
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