One of my favorite callers asked me if I get a lot of attention when I am outside. Of course I do!

I enjoy the attention, but sometimes it can get a little irritating. Men blocking the sidewalk trying to get me to notice them, the whistling, the cat calling and for me the worst is when they try to grab my hand. Ugh! That one used to get them a little verbal assault from me. Now it may get them a good swift kick in the balls with my heels!

But last week I had one of the worst cab rides I have ever experienced. I was in a rush and caught a cab on the street. The cab driver didn’t speak a lot of English, but seemed able to understand where I wanted to go. So first we got on the east side highway (FDR) which was crowded! As we slowly inched along, he started asking me if I was married or had a boyfriend. UH-OH! I thought.

We were steadily proceeding along the highway, when the driver gets off at the wrong exit. I am frantically in the backseat telling him, “NO, get back on!” But he decides to take the side streets. And he made sure he caught every red light. Then the cab driver asks me if I know how to get there. “Shouldn’t you know!” I ask.

Although I never use it, I can speak some Spanish. So I try to direct the cab driver to my destination using my Spanish. But all of a sudden he doesn’t speak Spanish anymore!

We pull up beside another yellow cab at a stoplight, and I tell him to ask the other cab driver for directions. He doesn’t and actually rolls up the windows. Now at this point, I think I am being kidnapped! So I am waiting for the next red light, so I can jump out of the cab.

At the next light, I prepare to jump out in my high heels and start sprinting. But the driver pulls up to another cab driver who speaks Spanish. And the other cab driver gives my driver the directions. Which he doesn’t follow!

But also remember, he forgot how to speak Spanish until we pulled up to the second cab driver.

The other cab driver told him to go right, but he wants to go left. I am screaming at him ” derecha, derecha, go right!” You can bet I started remembering every spanish curse I ever learned!

Now I am wishing I had something hard and heavy in my purse, that I could hit him with. Why is this the day I decide not to pack my vibrator?

And for the entire ride, he is telling me how beautiful I am, and how he loves me. At the next corner, I demand he ” let me out!”

I get out, and catch another cab, but not before making sure the driver speaks English!

I feel that masturbation should not just be confined to your bedroom or to a chair in your house. Just like you should enjoy your entire body while playing with yourself, you should use your entire house, too.

So let’s take this stroking session into your bathroom. You shouldn’t need lubricate for this one. You will be getting very wet! And remember you can always call a sexy Mistress for a steamy phone sex session!

Go into the bathroom and turn the shower on at the hottest temperature. Don’t get into the shower, and don’t test the temperature of the water! Just turn it on and close the bathroom door.

Now while you wait prepare for your session. Get any toys, tools and magazines, that you use for stroking ready. I think we have a little time to tease that cock. Place your hand on that shaft and start stroking it for me. Shallow strokes going from the head to the middle of your pole, with a slow controlled movement. I know you want to go faster, but you must learn cock control !

After about 10 very short strokes, move your hands down to your balls. Feel how tight they are getting, with all that creamy juice! I think it’s time for the shower. Open the bathroom door, close the door and (being very careful) turn off the shower. Now you will start stroking your cock again, using the steam from the shower to lubricate you. It should feel like the wettest, hottest pussy you have ever plunged into. Close your eyes and dream of Ms Alexis while you stroke!

The shower too hot for you? Then let’s stroke in the tub. This one is great for cock teasing, and may take real self control.

Sit down in you tub, you can fill it with warm water if you want to. Using the adjustable shower head or moving up until your cock is under the faucet, turn the water on to warm.  Now just let it drip on your cock, while you call a hot Mistress for a sensual domination session, or just use your wild imaginations. Just let that warm water engulf your cock, while using your minds to orgasm! If your imagination isn’t that vivid yet, you can slowly stroke it.

And if any of you stroker’s have some masturbation tips for me, just e-mail me at you_desire_alexis@yahoo.com.

I wanted to record this phone sex fantasy, but just didn’t have the time. So here it is:

I love throwing fabulous dinner parties every month. This month you are invited, I want you to come early, and make sure you don’t eat before you get here.

Arriving at my house, fully dressed in your best tuxedo, shoes polished until you can see your reflection in them, you ring the doorbell.

“Thank you for coming, please follow me into the kitchen.”

Handing you an apron, I can see you look confused. ” You didn’t think you would be a guest did you?” My high pitched laughter follows.

“No, darling! You will be serving the guests; in this.” I hand you a tiny outfit that looks like tooth floss. ” Please, Mistress Alexis don’t do this to me,” you plead. Although I adore begging, I don’t have the time for it right now. My dinner guests are on the way!

“The longer I have to wait, the less you will be wearing. Put it on now, or suffer the consequences.”

You almost hurt your fingers in your haste to put on your little outfit. ” Oh, don’t you look adorable. Turn around and let me see your from every angle!” I demand.

I would love to stay in the kitchen having more fun with you, but our guests are ringing the doorbell. “This is your job, take platters of entrees out to our guests, and make sure you keep the platters full.”

Then I leave you alone in the kitchen, So I can greet my dinner guests.

A few minutes later, I see your head popping out from the kitchen doorway, looking to see how many people are there. At a fierce glance from me, you come out in your little high cut pink bikini thongs, with the little bows on the side.

A couple of my guests laugh, but they are mostly engrossed in their conversations. You walk over to the first group, holding that platter high and feel a slight tugging below.

Unable to see, what is happening; you ask the guests if they would like an entree. Suddenly, the pain below becomes too unbearable, and you drop your platter. Stooping down to pick it up, you hear a woman say, ” Oh I am sorry, I thought that was the shrimp appetizer.” Now everyone is laughing at you!

Oh no! Small cock humiliation in the middle of the party!

But now my dear, since you have made such a mess. You have to play our little dinner party game.

Go back to the kitchen and refill that platter, and our cock control game will begin!

I told you stroker’s I had more tips for your guided masturbation sessions. This time, I want to introduce you to some toys. Some of them you may know about and already use.

I had a orgasm denial phone sex session with the perfect little wanker. My pussy starts to tingle, when I learn new things. And he introduced me to the Televibe.

It’s a small device that looks like a beeper, but it’s an electronic controller. That allowed me to control his cock from my computer. It had about 10 settings from a small buzz to full vibrate. My little stroker slid it underneath his balls, and I changed the intensity about every 20 seconds. Going from slow to fast to faster. While teasing him with the televibe we looked at pictures of sexy women on the internet.

The only equipment your partner or one of the Mistresses, needs is their computer or a telephone. And they can control your orgasm from any location in the world!

Which brings me to my next session with my stroker. I plan on having him wear the televibe outside, while working and doing his errands. Then throughout the day, I can turn it on and off any time I please.  Now that is the ultimate in cock control!

I also love the vibrating cock rings. These can have plastic or leather rings, that fit around your cock. Place the ring on the bottom, top or middle of your cock. Some of these cock rings have adjustable settings, from low to high. Use a vibrating cock ring while having a phone sex session with your Mistress or listening to one of her kinky recordings. And of course, let her control the cock ring!.

I have spoken to some losers who can’t afford toys. Some can’t even afford the banana peel, I instructed you to use in our last stroker’s post. Now I don’t think broke losers should ever have orgasms. They need to use their masterbation time, to find better jobs. But I am feeling a bit generous today!

So for you unemployed strokers here is a tip:

Take a pillow, and cut a hole out of the middle of it. You can fill the entire hole up with lubrication. For extra sensations, warm the lubrication by placing the tube in a bowl of hot water for about 3 minutes. After warming the lubrication, squirt it into that hole you made. Now plunge your cock all the way into it. Fuck away fellas!

That may be the closest you will ever get to a real pussy!

I know some of you are anxiously awaiting the little porn movie fantasy, I created.

So here’s a special treat for visitors to my blog. I will be uploading the recording by this Friday. That’s a full week before its debut on any other site. So listen, comment on it and send me ideas for the next part of my porn fantasy.

I envision this fantasy recording as a full concert. So I am looking for men willing to records some parts for me.  If I don’t get enough volunteers, I will also have to debut my horrible accents on this series of recordings.

For the ones who are confused, one day when I was in the adult chat room, I asked the chatters for some hot fantasy scenarios. Let me tell you , we have some of the kinkiest chatters around.  I received loads of ideas. The one I liked the most was Ms Alexis’s porn movie.

It starts off on the set of a porn movie. Of course we would have the fluffers on set, and the stars of the movie. But my little chatters thought we needed auditioning rooms too. A room for fluffers, a room for sissy sluts, a room for cuckolding ,etc. I don’t know what kind of movie would need all these fantasies, but we will see what I come up with.

For now, I have written the first part of the movie, where Ms. Alexis takes over the set from the incompetent director. I am recording it now and it’s titled ” Ms Alexis Takes Over the Set.” My originality runs out when it comes to titles.

The first part is a sissy slut fantasy, and I doubt our star needs much sissy training.

So my sissy sluts get ready, this one is for you! And I think you will enjoy the beginning of our movie!

Where are all my talented cumsluts? I have gotten 3 recipes so far, nothing that excites the imagination. It seems I have to either extend the contest or have my own little party.

I do have my tasters standing by, especially eager Tony, who can’t wait to taste the recipes.

It seems like everything in life, if you want it done right, don’t ask a man!

I think I have  to plan a milking party. A room full of well equipped men, standing around stroking their cocks, into large bowls and buckets, to be used in the recipes. No small teeny weenies allowed! Tiny-dicked men can’t fill a thimble full of cum.

Too bad, we can’t do some tease and denial sessions at the same time. Maybe later that night!

My sissy maids will be there collecting those slopping buckets, filled to the rim. Giggling as they watch all that meat being stroked. All that gooey cum that can be going down their sissy throats, being drained into buckets.

I would love to turn those sissies into cock suckers, but I don’t think that’s wise. Do you?

After collecting the main ingredient, it’s off to the kitchen. Full of beautiful sissies in maids uniforms, pink panties, and fluffy silk bras, slaving over a hot stove. Adding a pinch of sugar here, a dash of milk there, a cup of cum. I definitely have to oversee the sissy sluts, to make sure cups of cum don’t disappear into their pretty mouths.

But they do get to fight over who licks the bowl later. Yummy!

  Next week, I will tell you about toys that my strokers can get, for more explosive orgasms. I do love it when you stroke for me!

Here I am again with another cuckold fantasy. I just keep daydreaming about different cuckolding techniques for my little peeping tom.

I decided my little cuckold should be more involved in the preparation stage. Yes, he does take me shopping for the sexiest lingerie; knowing that it will only be ripped off by my lovers. And before I kicked him to the gutter, he used to get me completely dressed for my date.

But now, I think his duties will include sissy maid service too. When my current lover knocks on the door, he will open it in a pink maid’s outfit. Then excitedly announce that a real man has arrived.

After fetching my date’s drinks, he will escort him to the fuck room. Where your sensual Mistress will be waiting. Pussy lovingly prepared, cum-soaked sheets removed by the cuckold and wearing my naughtiest lingerie.

But his job won’t be done, yet. My cuckold needs to lead my lover to the bed, and spread open my luscious lips for my lover’s inspection. Then ask my lover, ” if my  pussy meets his tightness criteria.” Which can only be tested by my lover sliding his enormous pole inside of me.

My cuckold will silently wait by the side of the bed, while we fuck. Watching, ready to clean the cum out of me, while it’s still warm. He may have to wait hours. But what’s more humiliating than standing in a pink maid’s outfit, while watching the pussy that used to be yours, being stretched wide open.

When I am fully satiated, he can strip those cum-drenched sheets off the bed. Well, what’s left of the bed!

When I first started, I wasn’t interested in complete orgasm denial. I am not a cruel Mistress, I do find pleasure in watching men release for me.

But since then I have spoken to men who haven’t cum in over 2 years. Which aroused my scientific curiosity.

Now my entire perspective has changed. And I am very eager to do a tease and denial experiment. I want to know how long a man can go without having an orgasm. I want to take orgasm denial to its limits.

I am curious about the effects on his moods, behavior, and body. Does it make a man more aggressive, because he can’t find release.  Is he unable to concentrate on his job, and his relationships? Does less than a cup of sperm, make that much of a difference to a man’s life? Will it reduce him to a sniveling, begging, shell of a man? Can a cup of sperm truly destroy you?

I haven’t figured out the entire experiment yet. I do know I would make him listen to all my erotic recordings, at least once a day. I might even make a special audio just for him; so he can listen to it at work. And every morning, I would allow him to vigorously stroke it for 1 minute.

And of course, he would have to call me every week. For a little cock tease phone sex.

He would be allowed to look at my pictures, while I describe what I am wearing. Then I would tell him about all the newest shafts, I stroked this week.  And also describe all the kinky phone sex fantasies I dreamed about. I may let him stroke it for a couple of minutes, while telling him about my soaking wet panties. But then he will need to cool off. By taking a cold shower, or icing his cock, until it goes down.

You have to understand this is  purely for the advancement of scientific knowledge, not for my personal pleasure. Lol

I recently had a conversation with a sissy, that made me reflect on some relationships I had in my past. I have dated 2 men who I suspect are sissies. Both of them never owned their sissiniess.

I wrote posts about my ex-boyfriend who is the ultimate cuckold.

When we were dating, he liked to advise me on my hairstyles, makeup and clothing. As well as helping me get dressed. He always complimented me on everything, from my shoes to the eyeliner I wore. He had a cabinet full of hairstyling products: mousse, gels, perming kits, dyes, and hairsprays.

Then one day while I was looking for some gel, a MAC compact full of foundation spilled on the floor. He confessed that the compact was his, and became extremely upset that it had spilled. He claimed the makeup was for his skin.  Anyone with eyes could see his skin was flawless, even glowing.

Even with that final piece of evidence, he still denies his sissiness. He even tries to cover it up, by being very aggressive in the business world.

I had another boyfriend who started off, using eyeliner pencils to fill in his eyebrows. Which lead to him using it for his facial hair, then to using foundation and finally liquid eyeliners on his eyes. He never minded spending hours shopping with me.  He used to groom and design my pussy hair. And he always had a very delicate demeanor. He was a bit prissy, he picked lint off of his clothing for an hour, and loved to wrap himself in cashmere.

I did ask both of my ex-boyfriends if they were sissies. Which they vehemently denied. And I never pressed the issue.

But now I am wondering, why they won’t admit their sissiness to me?  What would it take to make them open up?

 Of course, I couldn’t list everything my exes have done, that made me suspicious.  And a lot of it, is just based on intuition. But, I would love to have a sissy’s perspective on this. How do you own your sissiness?

In the adult chat rooms, someone asked me, what I do with the banana peels I use during masturbation sessions.  Since I am easily bored,  I love finding different ways for my spankers to please themselves. So here is a mini-guide for you strokers.

Take a banana, peel it, and microwave the banana peel for 20 seconds. Check to see if it is nice and warm. You don’t want it too hot, or too cold. If it needs more time, microwave it for another 10 seconds. Take the banana peel out, and place it on your unlubricated cock. Firmly holding that peel in place, start stroking your cock up and down. As you stroke, you should feel your cock getting wetter, and harder. Keep stroking until you cum inside that peel.

For a bit of tease and denial, you can reheat the banana peel everytime it starts to get cold again. And for an extra explosive orgasm; call a Mistress or two and let them whisper in your ear as you play.

After stroking yourself for a couple of minutes. You can heat a bit of oil, olive, almond or any kind you like, in a bowl. Microwave for about 20 seconds, check the temperature. Then plunge that cock deep inside of it. It should feel like the warmest love box, you’ve ever stroked.

Too hard? Think you may cum? Then put one side of your cock into the warm bowl of oil, while running ice cubes down the other side of your cock. That should keep you stroking for a few minutes more.

Last tip for today! Get two fluffy pillows, and place them one on top of the other; on your table or bed. Now slide your shaft in between those pillows. Hold the top pillow, press firmly against your cock. Then start pounding away. Alternate between long and short strokes. Feels softer than most of the pussy you’ve fucked. And it sure beats your blow-up doll. Doesn’t it.