I have had so many good phone sex sessions lately, that it has been hard for me to choose which ones to write about. Some of the sessions have completely turned me on, while others have been extremely amusing.

I do love having my body worshipped but; I have idiots calling who automatically think I am going to let them orally please me. Just because they asked politely. I find this hilarious. I will let some slaves lick me as a reward, after they have performed various other services. After they have pleased me in other ways. After they have begged and begged and begged and begged.  Only then!  Now I will let a pet eat my ass until it shines. And make him beg for the privilege.  And I will tease a boy with my hot pussy, making him think about it, and tell me how much he wants it. But the majority of you will never have the pleasure of licking it.

I had a sissy maid caller who wanted to be used as a maid, and turned into a total slut. So sissy cleaned my house, washing the dishes, licking the floors, and cleaning the windows. After doing a satisfactory job, I hired her out to some of my neighbors. Of course most of them were hot male studs, with very large cocks. She orally cleaned their shafts, and I got to do a manual inspection.

One of the most amusing callers is the most pathetic loser I have encountered yet. And I have talked to lots of losers. He has no friends and has to pay women to be friends with him. He also pays women for sex, but they never let him have sex with them. He is just allowed to play with himself in front of them. He hasn’t had a girlfriend in 5 years, and recently tried dating fat girls. Who also rejected him! And of course he is teeny, and can barely grab his own cock while masturbating. He definitely likes small cock humiliation, but what choice does he have?

I have also talked to a loser who is constantly getting beat up by girls much smaller than him. He is over 6 feet, and very muscular; but those muscles are only for show. He gets his arse kicked on a daily basis by tiny women and men too. He calls me with stories of being beaten up by nerds, tiny women, men bigger than him, grandmothers; everyone can beat him up. He always has me laughing hysterically when he tells me these stories, with his unmanly voice.