As you guys may have heard we are approaching a horrible recession. Gas prices are astronomical, product prices are going up, and it even costs more for me to get my gorgeous delicate feet pampered at the salon. Although you know I never pay to have my feet done.

And now the government has decided to help the economy by sending out stimulus checks to every U.S taxpayer, who filed a tax return this year.

I know you guys are probably overwhelmed right now, because you don’t know what to do with this windfall. So, to keep your confusion to a minimal, I decided to show you a couple of things you can do with those checks. Now all of these suggestions will help stimulate our economy while stimulating your cocks.

For the pathetic losers, I know this seems like a good time for you to buy that hooker you’ve been saving up for. But you disgusting assworms know that your Sensual Mistress should be satisfied, before you even think about those filthy cocks. And you know that your whiny little voices annoy me so much. So head over to the adult chat site, and buy a text session with me. Do it now, loser!

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In a lot of my phone sex sessions I get to strap on and pound away on a soft ass. But a lot of you boys don’t have your own toys. Now is the time to get some! Here’s a discreet online sex store, that will deliver your sex toys as quickly as possible. From aneros prostrate massagers to bondage tape, you will find a toy for the ultimate cock control session. Buy some toys then call me. Unless you want to stick your hand up your arses.

How does this stimulate the economy? Well you spend the majority of your checks on the deserving Mistresses, and we spend it on continuing to look beautiful. Shoes for you to lick, tiny panties for you to sniff, stockings for you to lust after, and all the other things that keep us looking absolutely glorious. Everything we need to keep teasing your cocks. You do want me to stay soft and beautiful, don’t you?

Now tomorrow I will continue telling you boys how you can stimulate the economy.