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June 30, 2008

From the Secret Files Of Ms Alexis- More Sexual Fantasies!

I wanted to continue telling you about some of the phone sex fantasies, I loved playing out on the telephones last week.

If you don’t know it, I love superheroes. The tights, the outfits and the incredible powers. And I can’t wait until ‘The Dark Knight’ comes out on my birthday. I have waited forever for this movie!

So I was very excited to do more superhero roleplays. In one of them, I captured the hero along with my gang of she-villains. We strapped him down on a table, and proceeded to torture him. Holding a chain saw above him, threatening to cut little pieces of him off. Like a real villain. Hehe.

I also had another superhero fantasy, where I was the hero and made the villain do very bad things! What kind of superhero is that?

I also had my pathetic loser who loves phone humiliation. He’s married to a wife who has a better lover. She takes all of his paycheck and gives him a fifty dollar allowance. Which is probably more than he needs since he spends it in porn shops watching she-male porn. His wife only lets him lick her toes, and he gets to hump them too. And of course he’s very, very small. And he’s so happy that she treats him so well.  And in our last conversation, I told him he should be a cocksucker. So he went to a video store and found 4 cocks to suck on. Now he can’t stop. He needs to do it 2-3 times a week. He even confessed that he loves it more, than having foot sex with his wife. I love laughing at this loser. LOL!

Filed under: Phone Sex Fantasies by Mistress Alexis at 6:40 pm

June 29, 2008

Sensual Mistress- Phone Sex Sessions

Last week,  I had some very creative phone sex sessions with you guys. I haven’t done too many giantess fantasies, but I do enjoy the complexity of those fantasies. Not only are you sensually dominating them, but you are also physically stronger than the guy.

In this giantess fantasy, I was a wife who woke up a little taller than I was when I went to bed. I had a fantastic husband, who loved my new height. As the day went on I gradually grew bigger and bigger. Until I was a 18 feet tall amazon woman. I didn’t bust out of my clothes, they just grew tinier on me. I was wearing a pair of thigh high stiletto boots, which turned into ankle boots when I grew. My husband just kept buying bigger boots for me. And he spent hours pleasing his giantess wife.

I spoke to quite a few sissy boys who didn’t want to be slut bags. These sissies were elegant, and wanted to wear very pretty clothes.  Silk camisoles, long beaded evening gowns, expensive shoes, and fine perfumes. I dressed them up in their clothes and took them out on the town. I went to proms, dressed them up for weddings, and for homecoming. They wanted to experience some of the most significant events, in a woman’s life.

I do have more  sessions to write about, so I will continue them in my next post. I will tell you about the cock teasing, and body worshiping fantasies. And I want you guys to keep those fantasies coming.

Filed under: Phone Sex Fantasies by Mistress Alexis at 11:13 pm

June 28, 2008

Devilish Tease Wednesday- Pick Up Lines

Since it’s the summer and there are plenty of gorgeous women walking around in tight little outfits; I decided to give you guys some help. I know most of you wouldn’t have the nerve to approach a Mistress or a woman. So for my last show on cockradio, I decided to give you guys some pick up lines.

I surveyed my girlfriends for some of the funniest, cutest and most pathetic pick up lines they have ever gotten. Being a gorgeous sensual Mistress, I am surrounded by hot friends. So I was able to compile a list of hundreds of pickup lines.

Now before the show started, I issued a disclaimer. Use these lines at your own risk. You may have drinks thrown at you, be hit and punched, chased by an angry mob, and even arrested. Do not blame the Mistresses! And one of the sissy boys pointed out that pain sluts would love being beaten by women they just met.

If you are very attractive most of these lines will work for you; no matter how cheesy they are. And you really wouldn’t need these pick up lines anyway.

I included the basic ones, like “heaven must be missing and angel” and ” your parents must be bakers because you have a set of buns on you.”  And others like ” are those space shorts, because your ass is out of this world” and ” what’s a slut like you doing in a classy place like this” and ” Help the homeless, take me home with you.” I also love it when a guy wants to drink my bathwater or worship my body.

Along with my personal favorite: ” Listen, you and I could exchange numbers. Go out to dinner, and spend months getting to know each other better. Then, we date for a few years, get engaged and get married. We buy a nice house, fancy clothes, expensive cars. Have a couple of kids, and we would be happy for a while. Time would pass, and we start losing the loving feelings we had for each other. We fight all the time, put each other down, and make life miserable for each other. I start dating my secretary, and you start dating the pool boy. You find out about my affair, destroy my things then file for a divorce. We both get expensive lawyers. We fight over the house, the cars, the kids, and the money. Finally after years of battling, we get divorced. We hate each other, our kids are traumatized, and we spend years trying to get over the hurt. Why don’t we skip all of that and just have sex!” 

Filed under: Devilish Tease, Ms. Alexis by Mistress Alexis at 12:48 pm

June 22, 2008

Masturbation Tips- The Proper Way to Fuck Your Hand

I decided you boys needed a little lesson on the proper way to fuck your hands. I have guided masturbation phone sex sessions, where the wanker is too lazy to really stroke his cock. And judging by some of the techniques I hear on the phone, some of you just don’t know how to play with your dicks. Which also explains why you can’t keep a girlfriend.

That’s why you need the beautifully sensual Mistresses to guide you in your sessions. Without us, some idiots might actually break their dicks.

Although some of you would be better off without cocks. Especially the ones who get confused trying to hold and stroke their cocks at the same time. And the ones who look better as pretty little sissy maids.

Now our lesson will be short and sweet.

Step one- Place your cock in your hand. Don’t grab it like its a jackhammer, but no limp wrist sissy holding either. Get a firm grip on that cock.

Step Two- Now slow stroking, you’re not a butcher beating on a piece of meat. Think of your cock as a instrument that can bring you unlimited hours of pleasure, if treated correctly.

Step Three- Now we separate the professional cock spankers from the amateurs.  I want you thrusting your hips up, using every muscle in your body to pump that cock in your hand. No lazy stroking. No lying back, barely moving your hand from the tip to the middle of the shaft. I want real stroking.

Step Four- Moan, loudly.  It’s just me and you playing with that cock. I want to hear you enjoying every moment, and every stroke. I want to know that you are completely satisfying my cock.

Filed under: Guided Masturbation, Stroker's Masturbation Tips by Mistress Alexis at 5:08 pm

June 21, 2008

Benefits of NYC in the Summer Time

I hope you all are having a fantastic summer. I see that the adult chat rooms are packed, and I know you boys are definitely keeping us busy with your blistering hot phone sex fantasies. And I will keep your cocks mine, with my upcoming erotic audios.

I am a bit behind with the new audios, but I have been living on the beaches this summer . Of course wearing the skimpy bikinis I stocked up on this winter. And showing off my luscious body that I worked hard at maintaining in the gym.

Now if I could get one of you boys to work out for me, I think my life would be perfect.

Driving to the beach with my girlfriends is one of the reasons, I love being back in NYC.

And another reason I love being in NYC, is the celebrity sightings while shopping. Yesterday while shopping on fifth avenue, I ran into the singer Rihanna in the apple store, recharging her cell phone. She looked absolutely amazing with her newer short hair cut. She was wearing a cute little bustier top, and a pair of black pants. Unlike other celebrities I have met in NYC, her skin looked flawless.

Since I was on fifth, I stopped at Prada, Fendi, LV and Gucci. Gucci was a 3 floor gold extravaganza from the walls to the steps. I like Gucci for boots, and sometimes their scarves. I love Prada bags, and picked up 2 new ones. I also can’t live without Hermes scarves. After doing the retail stores, I went downtown to the designer showrooms.

I really love the showrooms, and I always have an appointment. The stores on fifth ave are nice, but I love sitting down and having my own private fashion show. The models come out showing off the outfits, and you just pick which ones you want to buy. You are served little delicacies, and wine if you want it. Along with the brown nosing, and compliments. It could definitely go to your head.

The gold Gucci store may make you feels like a princess, but at the showrooms you feel like a Goddess.

Filed under: Ms. Alexis by Mistress Alexis at 11:48 pm

June 19, 2008

Recap of Tonight’s Devilish Tease Show- Every Wednesday

Tonight, I had a blast doing the devilish tease show and chatting in the adult chat rooms. Being a very big trivia buff; (I love shows like Jeopardy), I decided to do a sex trivia show.

And of course I found some of the strangest facts. Now for all of you small cock humiliation guys, I learned that the smallest cock on record is 1 cm. Not inches, centimeters. And that’s when it’s fully erect. I haven’t learned the name of the guy, but I am searching for it.

Now I bet all of you 2 and 3 inchers feel much better. I mean you could be that poor loser!

And for my little  cum guzzlers, I found out that not only is sperm low calorie; but it is full of 30 nutritious elements. Like B12, fructose and lactic acid. So now there is no excuse for not eating lots of cum daily! It could be considered an excellent dietary aid.  So, you may be eating lots of it, in our cock sucking phone sex sessions.

Last week, I was writing an humiliation assignment for one of the sites, and I wanted to do some cock exercises. But I decided it might be a little too strenuous for some of you. So image my surprise, when I learned that a guy actually lifted 250 pounds, two feet off the ground using his hard cock.

Now I realize I haven’t been putting those cocks to work. They actually do have more uses.

I advised the guys in the chat room to do more cock exercises, to get them stronger. Because I don’t think any woman would prefer a guy lifting 250 pounds with his arms, over a guy who can lift 250 pounds with his cock. Can you imagine the bragging you could do?

You are in the gym, and guys are bragging about how much they can bench press. And you just casually say, “Pussy, I can lift more than that with my dick.” LOL!

So make sure you tune in next Wednesday, at 10:30 pm Est  for the Devilish Tease Show, for more interesting trivia. And check out the devilish Domina Amanda!

Filed under: Devilish Tease, Ms. Alexis by Mistress Alexis at 3:22 am

June 7, 2008

Weekend Started and Already a Wide Variety of Callers

It’s unbelievable that this weekend just began, and already I have done a lot of phone sex sessions; with some imaginative callers. I had been receiving a lot of guys who wanted humiliation by phone, mostly verbal beatings. Which I am loving!

But today, I have spoken to some sissy cocksuckers, guys with cuckold fantasies, a few roleplays, and of course sensual domination. I will continue to be amazed by the depth of some of these fantasies. Some guys call and they have every little detail planned out. From the clothes they are wearing, to the people who are around during the fantasy. And I love being detailed in my calls, so I do enjoy these a lot.

I have also done some 2 Mistress calls. One with Ms Tara which was hilarious. It was a small cock humiliation call, and of course he had an itsy bitsy one. Ms Tara wanted to make him go to the bathroom, and swirl his cock around in the toilet bowl. So he can finally have something wet on it. LOL!

Now I have had guys hump the outside, and even lick it. But never try to hump the water in the bowl.

I was cracking up just imagining him on his knees, humping the bowl and trying to make his little weiner touch the water. An impossible feat for such a little one!

But extremely entertaining. And that is one of the greatest aspects of this job. I am constantly being entertained by you guys. Some because of the outrageousness of the fantasies, and some because I actually picture the guy doing the things we tell him to do. It’s always amazing!

Filed under: Humiliation, Ms. Alexis, Phone Sex Fantasies by Mistress Alexis at 1:41 pm

June 6, 2008

Trying New Things- Orgasm Denial

This summer is all about trying new things for me. I tend to get bored extremely easily.

Which is one of the reasons why I don’t have a boyfriend right now. I date a guy, then a week later I don’t want to be bothered with him anymore. It really doesn’t matter if he is gorgeous, has a great body, buys me everything I want, is the perfect little cuckold and makes me cum over and over again. Guys tend to have a shelf life of 2 weeks, and then I dump them.

I keep my shoes much longer than I keep guys around. Even milk lasts longer in my house!

Anyway, although classes have ended for me. I am still doing some studying, learning new things. From guys in my phone sex sessions, from girlfriends, and other sources.

And one of the things I am really interested in learning more about is using chastity as an orgasm denial tool. I haven’t had many chastity callers, because I refuse to take them until I am very competent in chastity.

Oh, I know the tools, and I am always finding out about new toys.

But it a big difference between knowing about them, and actually using them. And unfortunately one of my biggest concerns is breaking some poor guys cock. Keeping him locked up so long, he has a very hard time cumming. LOL!

Ok, I would find it a bit funny, if something like that happened. 

But I am planning on using a chastity device on a guy that I know. I have been looking at a few devices, like the modified kali’s teeth, the cb 3000&6000, and others. They all have their good points, and look like they would be so fun to use. And I know I would get a tremendous thrill hearing him begging me to be released. I do love the begging!

Filed under: Cock Control, Sex Toys by Mistress Alexis at 5:06 pm

June 5, 2008

Humiliation Assignments Posted

As some of you have noticed I have posted more photos on my blog. No Losers Allowed! Awww, just like real life. LOL!

I added new erotic audios last week, and I will record a two part audio by Saturday night. I have also added humiliating assignments for the smaller cocks, and for the losers. I do expect you to complete the assignments, and take pictures for extra credit.

I enjoyed my radio show last night, and the talk in the adult chat rooms.  Although there seems to be a lot of hockey talk, and political talk lately. For those who haven’t dropped by, next Wedsnesday at 10:30pm is the perfect time. We will be playing a trivia game, and there may be a prize. So get your arses in there!

And I finally debuted my lovely accents on the radio last week, and the guys seemed to love it. Not only my accents, but my impressions too. We played movie trivia, and they had to guess the movie certain lines came from. If you haven’t heard me do De Niro, you should consider yourself very lucky! It’s like a new form of torture!
For the past week, I still have been getting a lot of humiliation calls. Which I am definitely loving, although the guys don’t feel that way. Now look at me, and listen to my recordings. Do I sound like I can make a grown man cry?

LOL! Well I have. And I have hurt some feelings. So you can just imagine the losers I get in my phone sex sessions.  I am really starting to enjoy the humiliation, as you can tell by the new assignments posted.

Filed under: Ms. Alexis by Mistress Alexis at 3:36 pm
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