The Devilish Tease Show was fantastic yesterday.  Last week on the live Mistress radio station, I mentioned that sex was an excellent way of burning calories. Which led to my trivia show last night. I told the guys in the adult chat room the sexual activity, and they had to guess the amount of calories burned.  I had one of my sissy boys find the information for me. And she was very eager to know, how many calories were burned while giving vigorous blowjobs.  And of course that was the one statistic we never found.

I wanted to know if having sex was a better workout than me going to the gym, almost everyday. And according to the information my sissy found; sex may be very pleasurable, but it won’t keep my gorgeous body looking the way it does.

Since the statistics didn’t tell us how long the sex lasted, we assumed it was for about 15 minutes. Which is the average amount of time it takes for a couple to have sex. Thankfully my sex sessions are never normal. Just touching, and worshiping my body takes longer than 15 minutes.

A normal sex session burns around 85 calories. Pleading for sex burns around 22 calories, unless it’s one of you begging boys. Begging to touch one of the Sensual Mistresses, would burn a lot more calories. Because of the grovelling, the crying, the kowtowing, and the begging; I would suggest you add another 200 calories burned. Sex in an airplane’s lavatory burns 100 calories, while sex in a phone booth burned 274. Well endowed men burned less calories than their peanut sized counterparts. Now this is because, smaller men have to work harder to please the woman.

Masturbating alone burned 11 calories, which definitely seems a little on the low side to me. If you use toys, work up a good sweat or have a guided masturbation session, I would add to that number.

There were a lot of statistics for different sexual positions, locations, tools, and even the after effects of sex. I don’t know how accurate this information was. And it didn’t account for things like swings, spankings, and blowjobs. But it was pretty funny.

And I do have someone working on finding a more accurate chart, about calories burned during sex. Because I would love to stop hitting the gym, and start hitting the sheets instead. Sex would be an exercise I would have no problem doing everyday.

My life is absolutely fantastic, and I love being a cockteasing Sensual Mistress. The majority of my phone sex sessions are wonderful. They keep me entertained, laughing, and still shocked at the creativity.

But, I will confess that I have had a small,tiny percentage of phone sessions, that were not enjoyable at all. I appreciate guys who are willing to try new things, and experiment. I don’t like guys who call saying they want to please me, and have no clue about what that entails.

And pleasing a Mistress means you have to take the time to know what she likes. Read her blog, e-mail her, and talk to her on yahoo instant messenger. That gives you a good idea about her. But even doing all of that won’t tell you everything you need to know. I don’t talk about half of the things I do on this blog. I take pleasure in many different fetishes, so unless you are multi-talented, you can never completely please me.

I absolutely dislike guys who call and say “I want to be dominated or humiliated”, without elaborating on what that means to them. There are so many ways to be dominated, from cock control to queening to cuckolding.  And there are a variety of ways for me to humiliate someone from public humiliation to small cock humiliation. It’s never one size fits all.

I understand a guy who isn’t sure about what he wants, or a guy experimenting trying to find out what he likes.  Those calls are the most enjoyable because we get to explore different scenarios together.

And I can understand shy callers. I have one caller who said almost nothing, on our first call. I realized he was a bit shy, and on our next call, I was able to draw him out of his shell. Now we have wonderful calls together.

I enjoy the stranger fantasies. And I confess that I really love fantasies that include either science fiction or comic book elements. I did 2 of those this week; and in 1 fantasy I used a dildo made of kryptonite on my nemesis. It was a blast!

I have had such a glorious week, I’m thinking about celebrating my birthday for the entire year. I did have my cuckold fantasy played out on Sunday, and it was unbelievably hot. I don’t think I’ve ever dripped as much as I did that night. And I’ve never had so many orgasms in one night.

Before I tell you the other things I did, I will tell you what I have planned for the last day. A orgasmic licking festival, special guest……… ME!  Ok, since I had so many orgasms over the weekend, I wanted a full day of orgasms. Lots of hard cocks, but no sex……………..the ultimate in cockteasing .

I want to wake up to a soft tongue inside of me, and I want to fall asleep with a soft tongue deeper inside of me. I don’t plan on spending the day in bed.  But I do expect for my gorgeous companions to drop down to their knees, everytime I say “Lick Me.” No matter where we are . There’s still a couple of places, I haven’t had sex in yet.

And for my sissy boys, If you think shopping is paradise; try shopping with a hot guy. While you are trying on your new panties, he just bends you over, and takes you right there. Although my darling little  bag holders will only be allowed to lick me. Bend me over and lick away. Oh and pay for my juice filled panties.  Imagine my panties all filled up, before I even buy them. Nothing is better than sex while shopping!

And I am so glad I cleaned out my clothes rooms. With all of the clothes I received, I have to turn another room, into a closet.

With all of my celebrating, I haven’t been doing that many erotic audios. I will have to force myself to get back on schedule. You just don’t understand how hard it is. With all of these hard bodies around, and meeting new guys everyday. Each one more gorgeous than the last one. And then having to teach them how to please me. And I dispose of men weekly.

Most of the time, men seem so useless.But luckily they have a gorgeous sensual dominatrix like me to guide them.

I have a lot I want to talk about today. But I will start by telling you how the rest of my birthday week has been going.

So on Monday, I did a few phone sex sessions in the morning, before heading for my fantasy day. Your Sensual Dominatrix and her two girlfriends were picked up at 2pm. And we headed out to the castle in our limo. Yes, a true castle. All of you sissy girls can drool now, I got to be a real princess for a day.

Check in time was 3 pm, we dropped our bags off in the rooms, and took a mini tour around the castle. It was absolutely spectacular. A tall turret with taller towers surrounding it. With hanging chandeliers, beautiful tapestries, gilded wall sconces, embroidered creamy white linens, and a fantastic garden.  The castle grounds were enormous, it looked like it would take days to walk from one end to the other end. The only things missing were a stable of white horses, and beefy knights jousting.

We had a light lunch in the dining room. Then got back into the limo for a tour of the surrounding mansions. NY contains some of the most beautiful mansions I have ever seen. We only visited 3 mansions, but passed many others while on our way to the shopping areas. We then went shopping for a couple of hours, I picked up some furry princess slippers for my night at the castle.

Then it was back to the castle. We went to our rooms to bathe, and get dressed for dinner that night.  My gown was backless cut in a V shape going all the way down to the top of my arse. Tight around the breast, with a small plunging neckline.The gown was a creamy white, almost an ivory color.  Tight around my waist, and flowing satin material down to the floor. I wore chandelier style diamond earrings, with my diamond tiara ( which I have barely worn since I got it), and a diamond and ruby choker. And my silver rhinestone heels. One day, I will trade the rhinestones for a pair of diamond studded heels.

My two girlfriends wore similar gowns in a icy satin blue, and a soft pink satin. We walked down a circular staircase, and entered the dining room. Where out waiters, and a string quartet were waiting for our arrival. So the music started playing, and we were completely catered to. It was magnificent! I also forgot to mention the 3 personal butlers we had for the entire day.

And the castle grounds looked ethereal at night, with little fairy lights highlighting the beauty of the castle. We strolled through the gardens. Then sat down to sip more champagne and to eat our chocolate covered strawberries. Then after some more talking and sighing, we went back to our rooms, to finally sleep. We checked out a bit early, and rode back in the limo.

Since experiencing that, I want to live in a castle. It wasn’t drafty like I thought it would be, it was almost perfect. So now you sissies have to spend a day at a castle, or at least one day being catered to like a princess.

I am making some more erotic audios for the cock control site, and for the paid audio site. My week continues in the next post!

Thanks for all the e-cards, the birthday ims and all of the other things I received from you guys. I really loved all of it! And the celebrating continues!

Yesterday started out pretty late for me. I had planned on going to the movies at 10 am, then getting my hair done at 1pm, then having a sit down dinner at my favorite restaurant with my friends. Of course, it didn’t work out that way.

I did work Friday morning, and received a call from one of my favorite slutty sissy boys.She wanted to start my day off right.  And we ended up talking and celebrating for hours. So I ended up doing phone sex sessions until 3pm. And here’s a big kiss for my sissy Penny.

But it meant I couldn’t go to the movies, and I missed my hair appointment. So I called up and I had my stylist hurry over, and do a quick cut and roller set. That took 2 hours, and then it was time to get dressed.

Some of my girlfriends came over, and I have 2 girlfriends from Cali spending the week with me. So they helped me get dressed, and did my makeup. Then it was time to go. Oh, and let me mention I did wear rhinestones, and a tiara. I love tiaras! And I if I ever get roped into marriage it will be with a prince. So I can wear a diamond tiara everyday.

After we left, my friend’s really surprised me. The surprise party was actually planned for Friday night, not Saturday like they had told me. You will probably never see your Sensual Dominatrix get upset, but I was extremely mad. Although I can never look bad, I was wearing the wrong outfit and the wrong shoes.

I continued to be really upset until I walked into the VIP section and saw all of the hot foot worshiping strippers greeting me. With big signs saying happy birthday, and my name written in frosting on their chests. I had soooooo much fun in that room. And I rode some of those boys until they were exhausted!

Riding on their backs of course! You naughty perverts, I know you were thinking something else. The party was packed wall to wall. The music was hot, the guys were hotter. And I received carloads of presents. It would take me another two posts just to describe all the presents I received. But I will tell you, I did get lots of sparkly, shiny things. Which I adore!

As my birthday gets closer, I am getting more excited. My birthday is this Friday, July 18th and I will get on the phones that morning to take all of your phone sex fantasies.

Then it’s off to the movies to see the Dark Knight, which comes out that day. In case you don’t know, I’ve been a huge fan of Christian Bale since his movie newsies came out. And I think he is the perfect Batman. And I do love batman and superman. So, this is a must see for me.

There’s a surprise party planned for me on Saturday at a club, by my slutalicious girlfriends. Last year, I was supposed to be in NYC for my birthday, and they had a huge party planned. And guess who didn’t show up? So to make sure I come, they told me all about it. I will still try to act surprised!

And guess what fabulous concert I attended yesterday? You guessed it! Bon Jovi at Madison Square Garden! All I can say is : Jon has the most amazing blue eyes, his voice sounded great, the band rocked, and the show was spectacular! They played most of my favorite songs, and I actually thought they were going to leave, without doing my absolute favorite song. Which really disappointed me. Then they played it as an encore, I went wild!

I looked stunning in my rocker girl couture, I had made after seeing it on project runway. Black leather vest tapered at the waist, unzipped to the beginning of my breast with a completely sheer lace bra underneath. My harlequin skirt, that skimmed my thighs and sheer black panties underneath. It was a bit too hot to do the thigh high boots, so I rocked a pair of wicked gladiator style stilettoes. Six inches high, dagger thin rhinestoned heels, and silver rhinestones around the leg straps. And Glam style hair!

It was a fantastic birthday present for me. But the presents don’t end there. I texted my ex and we are going to have a hot cuckolding session on Sunday; after he brings over the rest of my presents. It’s a bit dirty, so I may not tell you everything that happens. It’s a fantasy that I have been dreaming up, and it has me melting over here.

For all my little sissy boys, I will be spending time with my dentist friend, and the newer guy too; sometime this week. I think I can spare an hour for each of them. Or maybe an hour for the both of them. LOL!

So that’s the first 3 days of my birthday week, and I will keep you updated on the last 4 days. I am a fabulous cockteasing Mistress, so my birthday has to be celebrated for at least a week!

And don’t forget to tune into the Devilish Tease Show tonight. I am doing it game show style. An idea I got after doing a fun phone session with the beautiful Ebony Mistress Alana.

 Since I have been a bit under the weather with a sore throat, I’ve been taking time to clean out my wardrobe. Well, actually overseeing it. You didn’t really think I would ruin my new manicure cleaning? And for you information, I am wearing a frosty red color today to match my newest bathing suit.

While chatting with one of my favorite girly girls, I realized I have too much stuff. We were talking about my amazon wish list. And she wanted to know why I don’t have more panties, shoes, lingerie and other clothing items on it. So I admitted that every clothing item on my list, has already been bought. Whenever I see something I want, I get it. I can’t imagine waiting even a week to own something, that I have my eyes on.

And I told her about my ex boyfriend; you remember my little cuckold, who still buys me things that I want. So when I see it, I use one of the three credit cards he gave me, and buy it. He absolutely adores seeing the bill with all the lingerie and shoe stores listed. He actually sits in his office, imagining the newest pieces of lingerie that I bought. And when I want to play with him a bit, I take pictures and send them to him on his phone.

But my shopping habits, have left me with 2 apartments full of clothing in 2 different states. Chatting with my pretty sissy, I realized  that I have clothing I have never wore yet. I have shoes I haven’t even taken out of the boxes . And when I visit some of my girlfriends, their closets are full of my clothes they borrowed from me.

So, its time for a bit of summer cleaning. So today I gave away about 100 pairs of shoes, lots of lingerie still in the packages, skirts, dresses and tops. The only thing I can’t bear to part with is my bags. I tend to really splurge on a good bag.

But, now my closets are looking a bit empty. And his credit cards are looking sooo lonely! And he will be very sad, if he doesn’t see a new bill next month, full of my panty purchases.