The Devilish Tease Show was fantastic yesterday.  Last week on the live Mistress radio station, I mentioned that sex was an excellent way of burning calories. Which led to my trivia show last night. I told the guys in the adult chat room the sexual activity, and they had to guess the amount of calories burned.  I had one of my sissy boys find the information for me. And she was very eager to know, how many calories were burned while giving vigorous blowjobs.  And of course that was the one statistic we never found.

I wanted to know if having sex was a better workout than me going to the gym, almost everyday. And according to the information my sissy found; sex may be very pleasurable, but it won’t keep my gorgeous body looking the way it does.

Since the statistics didn’t tell us how long the sex lasted, we assumed it was for about 15 minutes. Which is the average amount of time it takes for a couple to have sex. Thankfully my sex sessions are never normal. Just touching, and worshiping my body takes longer than 15 minutes.

A normal sex session burns around 85 calories. Pleading for sex burns around 22 calories, unless it’s one of you begging boys. Begging to touch one of the Sensual Mistresses, would burn a lot more calories. Because of the grovelling, the crying, the kowtowing, and the begging; I would suggest you add another 200 calories burned. Sex in an airplane’s lavatory burns 100 calories, while sex in a phone booth burned 274. Well endowed men burned less calories than their peanut sized counterparts. Now this is because, smaller men have to work harder to please the woman.

Masturbating alone burned 11 calories, which definitely seems a little on the low side to me. If you use toys, work up a good sweat or have a guided masturbation session, I would add to that number.

There were a lot of statistics for different sexual positions, locations, tools, and even the after effects of sex. I don’t know how accurate this information was. And it didn’t account for things like swings, spankings, and blowjobs. But it was pretty funny.

And I do have someone working on finding a more accurate chart, about calories burned during sex. Because I would love to stop hitting the gym, and start hitting the sheets instead. Sex would be an exercise I would have no problem doing everyday.