I went sex toy shopping again, and found a plethora of new toys that I wanted.No the toys are not for my phone sex sessions, they are for my wild masturbatrix sessions at home.

There were so many toys I found, I needed some help from you guys. No, not testers. I already have my toy testers, although I haven’t gotten anyone to test my 12 inch dildo yet. Not that guys haven’t volunteered, but they haven’t even been able to take the 10 inch strap on. How can they possibly handle a foot of cock?

So I discussed the toy options  on my adult radio show, The Devilish Tease the past 2 Wedsnesdays. And they all agreed on the pogo stick dildo also called the fantasy glide. It looks like a pogo stick with a dildo on top of it. You bounce up and down on it, for anal and vaginal penetration. It’s supposed to be able to handle any weight.

I did order one, and I am still waiting on it to come. I was a bit leery of the fantasy glide, because I do get very enthusiatic during sex, and I could just imagine myself hitting the ceiling, falling and being knocked out for a couple of minutes. But I will try to use it as safely as possible.

I also bought a couple other devices. And I found one thats good for the small cocked guys, its called mister right packing dildo. Its a flacid dildo made of silicone that can fit into a pocket. Its basically a pants stuffer, to make you smaller boys look like you actually have cocks down there. Now don’t get too happy, it is only 4 inches long, so it would make most of you look twice as big. And it only works when you still have your clothes on. When you smaller guys take your pants down, you will still experience small penis humiliation.

LOL.