Your sensual Mistress enjoys about half of the pictures you guys send. The other half of the pictures are scary teeny little weenies, horrifying shots of saggy asses, decrepit graying ball sacs, and some ugly sissy girls.

So today I bring you a picture that almost made me gag and say ewwww, when I opened it. I don’t know if this she-beast qualifies as the ugliest sissy ever, but she should definitely be considered for the prize.

Now you are only getting a small glimspe of this she-beast. I might decide to expose more of her ugliness to you later. It may be the first time you ever see a unibrowed cyclops. So without further ado, here’s Unibrow the hairy she-beast bitchling.

ugly sissy she-beast

Here’s my cock teasing weekly update, for the rest of this week. I know some of you have been complaining because your sensual dominatrix has been unavailable, so I am giving you my tentative schedule.

Tonight of course, The Devilish Tease Show is on the adult radio station at 10:30 pm EST. I am playing some oldies and some tunes from some of my favorite movies. But as always its an eclectic mix of music and kinky topics.

Now i’ve been very busy with classes, projects, writing, and working. And getting better from the ice skating accident I had. The new ski boots, and ski jackets I’ve gotten since the accident, has definitely made me feel better. Now I can look like a hot dominating snow bunny, lol. Although I am not touching the ski slopes this winter.

As for my upcoming schedule, I am setting aside a full week to take your calls, and make you boys weep with pleasure. Lol. Starting Friday, Nov 21st until the 28th, I will either be logged in for most of the day or taking calls by appointments. I will keep you updated daily, and hopefully no hot studs will drop by and distract me. This is for all my boys complaining about the lack of attention I’ve given them.

You requested more of your devine Goddess, and I am making my lovely presence available. Although now that means more naughty confessions, so you better come prepared.

I love hearing those dirty confessions from you guys. And its always very funny when they start the call off claiming they have been good boys, and end the call telling me the kinkiest things you can imagine. Too kinky for me to even write about.

Tonight the Milf Mistress Vivian is having a party in the adult chatrooms. It starts at 8:30 pm EST, and of course there will be music, games, lovely Mistresses and some presents. So make sure you stop by and celebrate with Ms Vivian.

It’s amazing that 2 of my favorite Mistresses are both celebrating birthdays this week. Happy Un Birthday Ms Vivian!

Milf Mistress Vivian's Un Birthday Party

Wednesday was the gorgeous Demoness Amanda’s Birthday. SO HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! I think she may still be celebrating because I haven’t spoken to her yet. I hope your day was wonderful, and I know you received everything you wanted.

I want you guys to stop by her blog and wish her a happy birthday.

Tonight at 10:30 pm EST, the Devilish Tease Show will take place in our adult chatrooms. Hosted by Domina Amanda and your Sensual Mistress Alexis. I’m not going to tell you the theme of the show, and that’s because I never seem to stay on topic. Lol.

Take last week’s show for example. The show started off with movie trivia questions. The next thing I know we were taking movie titles and turning them into porn titles. And I know it seems easy to come up with titles like ” Saving Ryan’s Privates”. but as you guys found out, its harder than it looks.

I like porn movies, not because they turn me on; most of them don’t, but because of the corny dialogue, and the the outlandish situations. My favorite porn movie line of all time is ” oh yes baby suck it, suck it hard, suck it like a chicken bone, suck it like a spare rib.”  Now how can I possibly get turned on when the porn stars are saying lines like that.

Although you guys seem to have no problem watching these movies. And that definitely explains a lot to me about men. And it also shows the world why women are superior to men.

Which leads me back to the way I felt this morning, waking up to see our new president elect. I woke up feeling more optimistic than I have felt in a long time.  I woke up with a renewed sense of hope. Hope that one day I will see my vision become a reality.

My vision of a superior cockteasing Goddess in control of one of the most powerful countries in the world. You boys better watch out for that day, because if I am that president, I will be ruthless.