You can join twitter and keep yourselves updated on everything thing I do. I will post times I am thinking about taking phone calls along with my schedule changes on my twitter account. And my random thoughts, which may be about some of you, giggle. So follow your sensual Mistress Alexis on twitter.
Oh what joy! The internet brings creepy stalkers another tool for their arsenal. I’m definitely not as old as most of you decrepit old farts, but don’t you remember the times when you actually had to leave your house to stalk beautiful women? Those days when you didn’t just hook up a camera to her car, but actually sat outside of her house all night long for hours. There were no global positioning systems, just plain old binoculars.
Now these lazy fuckers don’t have to leave their armchairs to follow their objects of desire. They can keep up with them by using myspace, twitter, facebook, squidoo, and all the other social networking sites. And don’t forget that a simple google search probably reveals everything from the schools she went to, to the degrees she has.And of course the fat fucks can use google maps for an aerial view of her house, and they can also zoom in for a closer look. And if the love of your life is a bit sluttier, you can just pay a few dollars to watch her on cam. Now you can e-mail her, add her as one of your tweeps, google her, instant message her, read her blog, text her, and the list goes on.
Of course I’m not saying that you are a stalker, giggle.
I was unable to write my blog post yesterday for my sissy girls. I will make it up before the month is over. And yes you will hear my gorgeous voice on an erotic audio soon.
And I loved the two hour Devilish Tease Show on Wednesday, it was hilarious. The dick in a box and popcorn in a box conversation kept me laughing for days. Maybe we should try to do a show where you guys can’t say anything funny at all.