Again no promises, but I am trying to spend the entire day taking calls. So come spend a lazy Saturday with Sensual Mistress Alexis.
I know, I’ve been neglecting all of my cock strokers, my sissies, and all the rest of you. But you have to understand, I’m very selfish and spoiled. And when I’m away from the phones, I don’t even think about any of you. I just think about my own pleasures, and doing things that makes me feel good. I’m very hedonistic. And although I derive pleasure from my phone sex sessions, once it’s over I’m looking for the next experience.
So you may be patiently waiting to hear my voice on an erotic audio, but doing audios doesn’t make my body tingle. Making up humiliating assignments amuses me for a couple of minutes; but they aren’t that fun if you guys don’t complete them and return with a full report. I do try to make them as humiliating as possible, since I love a good laugh. And your embarrassment makes me giggle.
I understand that you boys only want to please me, daily. But look at yourselves in the mirror. Do you honestly think that a lowly piece of smegma like you, could please a gorgeous Goddess like myself? The pitiful, wretched lives that you lead, do make me laugh for a couple of minutes. But you boys need to get some new entertaining talents.
If you truly want to do anything to please me; maybe you can learn to stick your fists in your asses and make yourself into a puppet for me. Or learn how to masturbate using your jedi mind powers, instead of your hands. Masturbating using your own mouth would also work. Or show true devotion and get “Ms Alexis’ Bitch” permanently tattooed on your dick. Or maybe learn how to shoot fireworks out of your assholes. Or anything like that would be impressive and pleasing to me. Otherwise, you can never please me!