As you guys may have heard we are approaching a horrible recession. Gas prices are astronomical, product prices are going up, and it even costs more for me to get my gorgeous delicate feet pampered at the salon. Although you know I never pay to have my feet done.

And now the government has decided to help the economy by sending out stimulus checks to every U.S taxpayer, who filed a tax return this year.

I know you guys are probably overwhelmed right now, because you don’t know what to do with this windfall. So, to keep your confusion to a minimal, I decided to show you a couple of things you can do with those checks. Now all of these suggestions will help stimulate our economy while stimulating your cocks.

For the pathetic losers, I know this seems like a good time for you to buy that hooker you’ve been saving up for. But you disgusting assworms know that your Sensual Mistress should be satisfied, before you even think about those filthy cocks. And you know that your whiny little voices annoy me so much. So head over to the adult chat site, and buy a text session with me. Do it now, loser!

Listen up microdicks, there is a new small penis humiliation audio by Ms Alexis up on the erotic audio membership site. Click on the link or the banner, sign up for a month, and listen to the gorgeous Mistresses berate and humiliate you. Listen to the audios as many times as you want for an entire month. Even you small brained pindicks should be able to do this.

In a lot of my phone sex sessions I get to strap on and pound away on a soft ass. But a lot of you boys don’t have your own toys. Now is the time to get some! Here’s a discreet online sex store, that will deliver your sex toys as quickly as possible. From aneros prostrate massagers to bondage tape, you will find a toy for the ultimate cock control session. Buy some toys then call me. Unless you want to stick your hand up your arses.

How does this stimulate the economy? Well you spend the majority of your checks on the deserving Mistresses, and we spend it on continuing to look beautiful. Shoes for you to lick, tiny panties for you to sniff, stockings for you to lust after, and all the other things that keep us looking absolutely glorious. Everything we need to keep teasing your cocks. You do want me to stay soft and beautiful, don’t you?

Now tomorrow I will continue telling you boys how you can stimulate the economy.

I don’t get to watch a lot of television, so this morning when I turned it on, I had quite a pleasant surprise. There was a company selling sex toys using an informercial. There were two beautiful women; the kind you sissy boys would salivate over, showing off the products. An onscreen demonstration would have made it the perfect commercial.

You guys know I had to pick up a toy or two or six. For phone sex sessions of course! I just wanted to tell you guys about some of them, because I will require you to pick them up for yourselves.

I am sure you guys are familiar with the sleeves, which you slip over you cock, and manually stroke your cock with it. The sleeves are made using different materials, but the most common is latex. The sleeves are supposed to imitate the feel of a pussy. Some of the most well known ones are the fleshlights.

Then there is the blackjack stroker, which actually looks a bit like a medical device. You slip it over your cock, and inside there are little nubs for textured stimulation. There is a bulb that you press for suction on your cock, and it also vibrates. It has 10 vibrating speeds. So you would get a lot of sensations using this toy.

The one I liked the best was the electronic stroke master. Although the name needs to be changed to the electronic Sensual Mistress, I can imagine all the things I can do with this toy. It also has little nubs inside of it that rub against your cock as you play. And it is slipped over your cock like the sleeve. But it has an electronic counter, that can either count your strokes or how long it takes you to cum. This is a great tool to use in cock control sessions.

They also had latex dongs, some that were very flexible with a small rod in the middle. And others that were very rigid.

So go get one today, then call for a guided masturbation session.

I told you stroker’s I had more tips for your guided masturbation sessions. This time, I want to introduce you to some toys. Some of them you may know about and already use.

I had a orgasm denial phone sex session with the perfect little wanker. My pussy starts to tingle, when I learn new things. And he introduced me to the Televibe.

It’s a small device that looks like a beeper, but it’s an electronic controller. That allowed me to control his cock from my computer. It had about 10 settings from a small buzz to full vibrate. My little stroker slid it underneath his balls, and I changed the intensity about every 20 seconds. Going from slow to fast to faster. While teasing him with the televibe we looked at pictures of sexy women on the internet.

The only equipment your partner or one of the Mistresses, needs is their computer or a telephone. And they can control your orgasm from any location in the world!

Which brings me to my next session with my stroker. I plan on having him wear the televibe outside, while working and doing his errands. Then throughout the day, I can turn it on and off any time I please.  Now that is the ultimate in cock control!

I also love the vibrating cock rings. These can have plastic or leather rings, that fit around your cock. Place the ring on the bottom, top or middle of your cock. Some of these cock rings have adjustable settings, from low to high. Use a vibrating cock ring while having a phone sex session with your Mistress or listening to one of her kinky recordings. And of course, let her control the cock ring!.

I have spoken to some losers who can’t afford toys. Some can’t even afford the banana peel, I instructed you to use in our last stroker’s post. Now I don’t think broke losers should ever have orgasms. They need to use their masterbation time, to find better jobs. But I am feeling a bit generous today!

So for you unemployed strokers here is a tip:

Take a pillow, and cut a hole out of the middle of it. You can fill the entire hole up with lubrication. For extra sensations, warm the lubrication by placing the tube in a bowl of hot water for about 3 minutes. After warming the lubrication, squirt it into that hole you made. Now plunge your cock all the way into it. Fuck away fellas!

That may be the closest you will ever get to a real pussy!